Excessively.
At about 4 pm, she realized that there was no possible way she could be ready and at the theater in time to meet Peggy, so she sent her a text. The ensuing conversation went a little something like this:
Emme: Hey, would you mind if we went to the movie tomorrow instead? I'm running a little behind.
Peggy: Yeah, that actually works better. I was going to be late anyway. I took a long shower and then masturbated, and now I can't find anything to wear.
Emme: Holy shit. I wanted to reschedule BECAUSE I DID EXACTLY THE SAME THING!
For the two ladies, who'd been thinking about starting a sex toy review site, this was more than a coincidence: this was an epiphanic event, a sign that they needed to get of their asses and start writing about the thing they both love so much that they'd blow off
Emme and Peggy both live in Montana, where they spend what some people might consider a disproportionate amount of time watching porn and masturbating. Frankly, neither of them see a problem with this. They like to talk openly about sex, and hate the fact that doing so often establishes them as 'slutty' or 'easy' in some people's minds.
Emme and Peggy are not lovers, nor have they ever been, although they do make out occasionally. Both Emme and Peggy identify as Queer, but tend to find themselves in heterosexual relationships. Neither lady identifies as truly cisgendered.
Emme and Peg both love horrible puns and corny jokes, musicals (they are particularly fond of "Wicked" and audience participation performances of "Rocky Horror Picture Show"), drunken trips to Taco John's, karaoke, and bad television. They both hate talking on the phone... and lots of other stuff.
Emme Proper is a single lady in her late 20's. When she isn't having sexy time with herself, she's usually reading--she reads a lot. She has a cat named after a key "Star Trek" actor, plays a lot of video games, likes to cook, swears incessantly, and paints occasionally. She works a shitty, shitty job while writing a science-fiction/fantasy novel for young adults that she (unrealistically) hopes will allow her to retire at the age of 30. If she had unlimited disposible income, she would travel and eat and have sexy time and that is all.
Her sexual biography is also pretty vanilla. All told, Emme has had 6 flesh-and-blood partners (3 of whom were one-night stands and none of whom could bring her to orgasm). She has owned a grand total of 4 vibrators, which kind of makes her a sex toy newbie. Aside from experimenting with some light BDSM and dabbling in exhibitionism, she can't claim she's had an adventurous sex life to date, which is part of the reason she wanted to start this site: she's looking to get some new experiences under her belt (pun intended).
Peggy Sass is clearly the less ambitious of the two. It took her a month to get a single word written in here. She'd like to make some titilating statement about how she was too busy masturbating, but the truth is, she was mostly eating candy and watching marathons of every TV show that's available on her Netflix Watch Instantly queue. Also, the masturbating thing too.
She has an affinity for using strap-on's on men, though can only admit to that experience one time, then having to throw it out because it was cheap and broke on her...and other poo-related things that she'd rather not discuss. She is on par with Emme in the amount of sex toys she's owned (4), the crap Jelly Power Cock Strap-On being one of them. The others being the Venus Butterfly, Slimline Impulse Rabbit, and the only one she has now, her beloved Gigi.
She's not too terribly experienced sexually, she has had 10 sexual partners, half of which were one-night-stands...with friends, does it still count as a one-night-stand if you continued to hang out with them regularly afterward? Apparently she's not good at one-night-stands either.
She is attached at the moment, she didn't want to be for the purpose of the blog, which she'd hoped to mainly be about solo sex toys, but the heart wants what the heart wants. And her heart wants regular sex. Her partner is a bit vanilla and timid around sex toys, so the toys she reviews will undoubtedly be done alone.
