tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38552319306429476572024-03-08T08:02:46.013-08:00Vibrator? I Hardly Knew Her!We like to masturbate. And pun.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3855231930642947657.post-23521770095605881432010-09-13T23:29:00.001-07:002010-09-13T23:29:11.557-07:00So, Let's Talk...About how this intense diet I'm on has totally killed my sex drive.<br />
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I've been house-sitting for the past two weeks, and I packed a special goody bag (toys, lube, etc.) of things I wanted to try out and review, but... I seriously have no drive.<br />
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Cue depression.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3855231930642947657.post-68098904478845331202010-08-24T20:37:00.000-07:002010-08-24T20:37:48.155-07:00Pleasurists #92<center><img alt="" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1746" height="298" src="http://pleasurists.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Abandoned_Nude_4___Undies_by_tiago13pereira-450x298.jpg" title="Abandoned_Nude_4___Undies_by_tiago13pereira" width="450" /><br />
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<em><a href="http://tiago13pereira.deviantart.com/art/Abandoned-Nude-4-Undies-96712845">Abandoned Nude 4</a> by <a href="http://tiago13pereira.deviantart.com/">tiago13pereira</a></em></center><br />
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<ul><li><a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/2010/08/giveaway-its-raining-tickle-gift-cards/">It’s raining Tickle gift cards!</a> Deadline: August 27th after the Twitter party.</li>
<li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2942">Liberate Yourself with Liberator Jaz!</a> Deadline: August 27th @ Noon.</li>
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</ul><strong>Editor’s Pick</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/08/jackin-good-time/">Jackin’ Good Time</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Sex Pistil</a></li>
<blockquote>Trust me guys, once you go Jack Jelly, you will never want to go back. Its a non-oily, self warming lubricant, which feels like your very own precum. There are so many pros I don’t know where to start.</blockquote></ul><strong>Editor</strong><br />
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<a href="http://ofpleasure.com/">Scarlet Lotus St. Syr</a><br />
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On to the reviews…<br />
<strong>Vibrators</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://wantonlotus.com/2010/08/20/vibrator-review-lelo-mona/">LELO Mona</a> by <a href="http://wantonlotus.com/">Scarlet Lotus St. Syr</a></li>
<li><a href="http://alegriareviews.wordpress.com/2010/08/09/review-for-gigi-by-lelo/">LELO Gigi</a> by <a href="http://alegriareviews.wordpress.com/">Alegria</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/2010/08/we-vibe-ii.html">We-Vibe II</a> by <a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/">buzzvibe</a></li>
<li><a href="http://lucidobsession.wordpress.com/2010/08/17/bullet-and-bullet-buddy/">Tasteful Treasures Bullet & Bullet Buddy</a> by <a href="http://lucidobsession.wordpress.com/%22">Lucid Obsession</a></li>
<li><a href="http://darlingdove.blogspot.com/2010/08/digital-egg-vibrator-review.html">Digital Egg</a> by <a href="http://darlingdove.blogspot.com/">Darling Dove</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/2010/08/review-evolveds-silicone-roulette-lucky-11/">Evolved Roulette Lucky 11</a> by <a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/">Marilyn</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/2010/08/pixie-plus.html">Pixie Plus</a> by <a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/">buzzvibe</a></li>
<li><a href="http://thebloggingslave.com/?p=1952">Dahlia</a> by <a href="http://thebloggingslave.com/">Jonsbabydoll</a></li>
<li><a href="http://funwithsammi2.blogspot.com/2010/08/y-usb-bullet-because-surfings-more-fun.html">Y-Bullet</a> by <a href="http://funwithsammi2.blogspot.com/">Sammi</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sexpertjaneblow.com/review-glo-glo-a-go-go-radioactive-orange-flicker-tip-vibrating-bullet/">Glo-Glo A Go-Go Flicker Tip</a> by <a href="http://sexpertjaneblow.com/">Jane Blow</a></li>
<li><a href="http://darlingdove.blogspot.com/2010/08/lil-teaser-pixie-review.html">Lil Teasers Pixie</a> by <a href="http://darlingdove.blogspot.com/">Darling Dove</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.insatiabledesire.com/2010/08/20/product-review-ellove-by-fun-factory/">Fun Factory Ellove</a> by <a href="http://www.insatiabledesire.com/">Rayne</a></li>
<li><a href="http://vibrate-her.blogspot.com/2010/08/inblogural-post.html">Evolved Silky G</a> by <a href="http://vibrate-her.blogspot.com/">Emme Proper</a></li>
<li><a href="http://lucidobsession.wordpress.com/2010/08/13/climax-rabbit/">Climax Rabbit</a> by <a href="http://lucidobsession.wordpress.com/">Lucid Obsession</a></li>
<li><a href="http://andeatingit2.com/2010/08/21/vibrating-balls/">Doc Johnson Waterproof Pleasure Massage Ball</a> by <a href="http://andeatingit2.com/">Joanna Cake</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/2010/08/classix-10-function-japanese-g-spot.html">Classix 10 Function Japanese G-Spot</a> by <a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/">buzzvibe</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/2010/08/review-evolveds-seduction/">Evolved Seduction</a> by <a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/">Payton</a></li>
<li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2924">Fukuoku Power Pack</a> by <a href="http://kinky-world.net/">Mistress Kay</a></li>
<li><a href="http://elodieonlove.com/2010/08/we-vibe-ii-review-for-good-vibrations/">We-Vibe II</a> by <a href="http://elodieonlove.com/">Elodie</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/2010/08/review-spring/">Fun Factory Spring</a> by <a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/">Epiphora</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/08/evolved-serenity-review.html">Evolved Serenity</a> by <a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/">Missy</a></li>
</ul><strong>Dildos</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://wantonlotus.com/2010/08/22/dildo-review-vixen-creations-woody/">Vixen Creations Woody</a> by <a href="http://wantonlotus.com/">Scarlet Lotus St. Syr</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/2010/08/handmaiden-g-spot-thrill.html">Handmaiden G-Spot Thrill</a> by <a href="http://www.buzzonvibes.com/">buzzvibe</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sleepinthewetspot.blogspot.com/2010/08/frozen-dildo-anyone.html">RubyGlass21 Clear Venus</a> by <a href="http://sleepinthewetspot.blogspot.com/">Evil Poptart</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/2010/08/review-phallixs-glass-dildos-plug/">Phallix Glass Dildos & Plug</a> by <a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/">Marilyn</a></li>
<li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2129">Glass Flower</a> by <a href="http://kinky-world.net/">Mistress Kay</a></li>
<li><a href="http://hellosaraid.com/2010/08/22/review-njoy-eleven/">njoy Eleven</a> by <a href="http://hellosaraid.com/">Saraid</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/2010/08/review-eleven/">njoy Eleven</a> by <a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/">Epiphora</a></li>
<li><a href="http://selflovinggirl.blogspot.com/2010/08/glass-worxx-shiny-orglassm-by-toy-joy.html">Glass Worxx Shiny Orglassm</a> by <a href="http://selflovinggirl.blogspot.com/">WildOrchid</a></li>
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<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/13/my-first-morning-wood/">Feeldoe</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Mistress Arabella</a></li>
<li><a href="http://elodieonlove.com/2010/08/rose-g-spotter-review-for-babeland/">Rose G-Spotter</a> by <a href="http://elodieonlove.com/">Elodie</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/2010/08/review-talula/">Vamp Talula</a> by <a href="http://www.heyepiphora.com/">Epiphora</a></li>
</ul><strong>Anal Toys</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://womantribune.com/rapture-5-anal-probe-review">Ophoria Rapture No. 5</a> by <a href="http://womantribune.com/">Holly</a></li>
<li><a href="http://funwithsammi2.blogspot.com/2010/08/what-about-bob.html">LELO Bob</a> by <a href="http://funwithsammi2.blogspot.com/">Sammi</a></li>
<li><a href="http://redvinylkitty.wordpress.com/2010/08/17/what-what-in-my-butt/">Cassanova</a> by <a href="http://redvinylkitty.wordpress.com/">Red Vinyl Kitty</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/06/bum-rush-rascal-for-freaks-like-me/">Bum Rush Rascal</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Mistress Arabella</a></li>
</ul><strong>Toys for Cocks</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://wantonlotus.com/2010/08/19/jack-off-toy-review-erotic-elder-sister/">Erotic Elder Sister</a> by <a href="http://wantonlotus.com/">Scarlet Lotus St. Syr</a></li>
<li><a href="http://truepleasures.blogspot.com/2010/08/werewolf-lovers-dream-come-true-review.html">Cerberus K9 Sheath</a> by <a href="http://truepleasures.blogspot.com/">True Pleasures</a></li>
</ul><strong>Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://wantonlotus.com/2010/08/18/lube-review-aloe-cadabra-tahitian-vanilla/">Aloe Cadabra – Tahitian Vanilla</a> by <a href="http://wantonlotus.com/">Scarlet Lotus St. Syr</a></li>
<li><a href="http://lucidobsession.wordpress.com/2010/08/11/penthouse-libido-lift-lubricant/">Penthouse Libido Lift Lubricant</a> by <a href="http://lucidobsession.wordpress.com/">Lucid Obsession</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/2010/08/review-kamasutra-chocolate-caress-honey-dust/">Kama Sutra Chocolate Caress Honey Dust</a> by <a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/">Bailey</a></li>
<li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2710">Liquid Love Lubricant</a> by <a href="http://kinky-world.net/">Mistress Kay</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sleepinthewetspot.blogspot.com/2010/08/babelicious-smells-delicious.html">BabeLicious Dulce De Leche</a> by <a href="http://sleepinthewetspot.blogspot.com/">Evil Poptart</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.insatiabledesire.com/2010/08/20/product-review-toyfluid-by-fun-factory/">Fun Factory Toyfluid</a> by <a href="http://www.insatiabledesire.com/">Rayne</a></li>
<li><a href="http://ofsexandlove.com/2010/08/17/jennas-hot-trimmer-chronicles/">Jenna’s Hot Trimmer</a> by <a href="http://ofsexandlove.com/">Adriana</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/07/candied-lips-divine-oral-pleasure-gloss-review/">Divine Oral Pleasure Gloss</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Slyce</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/08/jackin-good-time/">Gun Oil Jack Jelly</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Sex Pistil</a></li>
<li><a href="http://jesseebeth.wordpress.com/2010/08/22/the-dont-stop-massage-candle/">Don’t Stop Massage Candle</a> by <a href="http://jesseebeth.wordpress.com/">Jessie Beth</a></li>
</ul><strong>BDSM/Fetish</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2428">Pink Plush Heart Paddle</a> by <a href="http://kinky-world.net/">Mistress Kay</a></li>
<li><a href="http://juliettia.wordpress.com/2010/08/17/review-heart-2-heart-whip/">Heart 2 Heart Whip</a> by <a href="http://juliettia.wordpress.com/">Juliettia</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/08/heart-to-heart-whip.html">Heart 2 Heart Whip</a> by <a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/">Missy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/08/i-find-him/">Massive Shackles</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Slyce</a></li>
<li><a href="http://hubmanshangout.com/2010/08/15/thigh-and-wrist-cuff-set-review/">Sportsheets Wrist and Thigh Cuffs</a> by <a href="http://hubmanshangout.com/">Hubman and Veronica</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/09/paddle-talk-part-i/">Clear Acrylic Paddle</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Slyce</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/09/paddle-talk-part-ii/">Bottom Burner Exotic Walnut Paddle</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Slyce</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/19/simple-elegance-shackles/">Simple Elegance Shackles</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Tongue</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/08/fetish-fantasy-ultra-cuff-set-review.html">Fetish Fantasy Ultra Cuff Set</a> by <a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/">Missy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/08/heart-2-heart-blindfold.html">Heart 2 Heart Blindfold</a> by <a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/">Missy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/08/heart-2-heart-cuffs.html">Heart 2 Heart Cuffs</a> by <a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/">Missy</a></li>
</ul><strong>Adult Books/Games</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2948">Erotic Bondage Handbook</a> by <a href="http://kinky-world.net/">Mistress Kay</a></li>
<li><a href="http://redvinylkitty.wordpress.com/2010/08/20/moregasm-is-a-mustgasm/">Moregasm</a> by <a href="http://redvinylkitty.wordpress.com/">Red Vinyl Kitty</a></li>
<li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2718">C is for Coeds</a> by <a href="http://kinky-world.net/">Mistress Kay</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-dare-you-review.html">I Dare You</a> by <a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/">Missy</a></li>
</ul><strong>Adult DVDs & Porn</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/featured-movies/high-heels-and-glasses.html">High Heels and Glasses</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/">The Porn Librarian</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/featured-movies/bailey-jay-line-trap.html">Bailey Jay – Line Trap</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/">FrzKey</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/featured-movies/auditions-31-israeli-auditions.html">Auditions 31 – Israeli Auditions</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/">The Porn Librarian</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/featured-movies/lucky-a-womans-p-o-v.html">Lucky – A Woman’s POV</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/">J. D. Bauchery</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/featured-movies/roseanne-the-xxx-parody.html">Roseanne – The XXX Parody</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/">FrzKey</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/blog/kinky-nature.html">Kinky Nature</a> by <a href="http://www.hotmoviesforher.com/">The Porn Librarian</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.undercoverkinkster.com/2010/08/review-new-romantix.html">The New Romantix</a> by <a href="http://www.undercoverkinkster.com/">Isabel0329</a></li>
</ul><strong>Storage</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2820">Striped Pleasure Can</a> by <a href="http://kinky-world.net/">Mistress Kay</a></li>
</ul><strong>Miscellaneous</strong><br />
<ul><li><a href="http://kinky-world.net/?p=2749">Vibrating Leather Harness</a> by <a href="http://kinky-world.net/">Mistress Kay</a></li>
<li><a href="http://onintimacyreviews.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/product-review-good-vibes-soft-packer/">Soft Pack</a> by <a href="http://onintimacyreviews.wordpress.com/">Kate</a></li>
<li><a href="http://heartbreaknympho.com/2010/08/20/review-bend-over-beginner-kit/">Bend Over Beginner Kit</a> by <a href="http://heartbreaknympho.com/">Wilhelmina Wang</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/2010/08/review-lifestyle-lounge-swingers-website/">Lifestyle Lounge Swinger’s Website</a> by <a href="http://www.lifeontheswingset.com/">Cooper</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/09/three-nights-shunga%E2%80%99s-woman-sexual-energy/">Shunga Woman Sexual Energy</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Slyce</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/2010/08/09/huge-brand-toy-covers-make-a-big-impression/">Huge Toy Covers</a> by <a href="http://bombshells-and-rockstars.com/">Bunny</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-wish-i-was-sexy-goth-vampire.html">Sexy Goth Vampire Costume</a> by <a href="http://mmafterhours.blogspot.com/">Missy</a></li>
</ul><br />
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<center><a href="http://pleasurists.com/" title="Pleasurists adult product review round-up"><img alt="Pleasurists adult product review round-up" border="0" src="http://pleasurists.com/banner.jpg" /></a></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3855231930642947657.post-42776009532612503782010-08-19T21:11:00.000-07:002010-08-19T23:06:15.232-07:00Not That I'm Particularly Fond of MILF (or GILF) Porn......but I <i>have</i> to see this:<br />
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<center><object height="258" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fVSIV2TwMj4?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fVSIV2TwMj4?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="258"></embed></object> </center><center> TRAVEL DOWN THEIR PANTS AND BACK AGAIN.</center><center> </center><center> </center><center> </center><center> </center><div style="text-align: left;"><center> </center></div><center> </center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3855231930642947657.post-57460362458637034722010-08-19T16:38:00.000-07:002010-08-24T20:42:43.001-07:00Inblogural Post!See what I did there? In<i>blog</i>ural? Like In<i>aug</i>ural? <i>See</i>? Man, I'm clever. Anyway, here's the first ever V?IHKH! Review. Enjoy!<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold;">The Silky G by Evolved</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XU7eRYjJjak/TG3JgpXPwDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/wGOLfW0XKMw/s1600/evolved+silky+g.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XU7eRYjJjak/TG3JgpXPwDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/wGOLfW0XKMw/s200/evolved+silky+g.jpg" width="150" /></a></div>Sooooooo, here's the thing: I'm not very good at taking things on faith. When the hypothetical 'Faith Gene' made the cover of <i>Newsweek</i> a couple (or maybe 5) years ago, I slammed the issue down in front of my mom and screamed "HA! I told you! I'm <i>physically incapable</i> of believing in God!" She then cried for hours, because I'm going to hell, and when she stopped crying, she screamed something about how I have "faith in this 'Faith Gene' theory", which just makes me a hypocrite, but that's another story all together. If I can't see/touch it, I'm pretty quick to dismiss it. Which is why my faith in God soon went the way of Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jareth"><b>Goblin King</b></a>.<br />
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I didn't believe in the Tooth Fairy for as long as I long believed in Santa.<br />
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I didn't believe in Santa for as long as I did the Goblin King.<br />
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And I didn't believe in the Goblin King for as long as I did God.<br />
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These days, one of the few things that I take on faith alone is the 'fact' that <b>I do have a G-Spo</b><b>t</b>. I unflinchingly believe I have a G-Spot, the way I believe I have tonsils and an appendix (and the way I <i>believed</i> that I had wisdom teeth, though that turned out to be an erroneous assumption). And one of these days, so help me (something more tangible than) God, I will find it.<br />
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That's not why I bought the Silky G, though. I bought the Silky G because it came in a really pretty tin, and I will buy anything if it's packaged well. Also, it's waterproof and relatively cheap ($24.99 from my <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps/place?client=safari&rls=en&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=big+sky+books+billings,+mt&fb=1&gl=us&hq=big+sky+books&hnear=Billings,+Mt&cid=10328705498678277441">local adult book store</a>).<br />
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Here're the specs:<br />
<ul><li>It's made of plastic. The aforementioned pretty package it came in informs me that this plastic is phthalates and latex free, and hypo-allergenic.</li>
<li>It comes in pink, <strike>purple,</strike> and blue though the store I bought it from only stocked the pink. </li>
<li>It has a velvety texture. </li>
<li>It's 7 1/2" long (6" of that insertable) and is 1 1/4" wide.</li>
<li>It has 3 vibration settings, controlled by a button at the base of the vibrator.</li>
<li>It takes 2 AA batteries.</li>
</ul>Before I go into my experience with the Silky G, I'm going to say a few words about the G-Spot. Theoretically, the G-Spot is about the size of a nickel, and is located between 1 and 2" inside the vagina, as illustrated in this wonderful diagram:<br />
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However, my G-Spot (which totally exists and is not a figment of my imagination, I swear) is probably the size of a nail-head, and is located much, much further back, as shown on this handy diagram:<br />
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It should also be noted that I've never really gone looking for my G-Spot. The only reason I even believe I have one is because one time, during sex, I had my ass propped up and my partner was thrusting pretty deep and I think he might have accidentally skimmed it with the tip of his penis, because for about two seconds I thought I was going to orgasm/pee. But that was years ago, and I hadn't really thought about since.<br />
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Now that we've cleared that up, let me tell you about the Silky G: It was <i>almost</i> awesome. I spent about 2 hours with it the first night I had it, and I spent most of that time feeling like I was going to piss all over myself. Which is what it feels like when you're stimulating your G-Spot. (I think. The internet says so, anyway, so I'm going to go with "Yes".) In the end though, I felt like it was just a tiny bit too short, too skinny, and too weak to do what it was designed to do, and I ended up pulling it out and using it to orgasm clitorally. The tapered point is ideal for those of us who require concentrated vibration to finish.<br />
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I've used the Silky G on a few spelunking missions since, but they've all turned out the same way. I get close to the mythical vaginal orgasm, but I keep falling short.<br />
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As far as the rest of it goes: the girth is decent, it's fairly quiet, easy to use, and easy to clean. I'd recommend it for vibrator novices, or maybe for women who're already familiar with their G-Spots. But for those of us (I'm talking about myself here) on a Holy Grail quest of orgasms, I think the search continues...<br />
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Buy the Silky G: <b><a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/g-spot-vibrators/silky-g">EdenFantasys</a> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Evolved-Novelties-Fleur-Silky-Pink/dp/B0026P3D6U">Amazon</a> <a href="http://www.bettersex.com/vibrators/sp-evolved-silky-g-3692.aspx">Better Sex</a></b><br />
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