About how this intense diet I'm on has totally killed my sex drive.
I've been house-sitting for the past two weeks, and I packed a special goody bag (toys, lube, etc.) of things I wanted to try out and review, but... I seriously have no drive.
Cue depression.
Vibrator? I Hardly Knew Her!
We like to masturbate. And pun.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Pleasurists #92
Abandoned Nude 4 by tiago13pereira
Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.
Did you miss Pleasurists #91? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #93? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday August 29th at 11:59pm PDT.
Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- It’s raining Tickle gift cards! Deadline: August 27th after the Twitter party.
- Liberate Yourself with Liberator Jaz! Deadline: August 27th @ Noon.
- An EdenFantasys Reviewiversary Giveaway Deadline: August 27th @ 11:59pm.
- Sex Toys 101 Giveaway Deadline: August 29th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
- Win the Bullet Bunny! Deadline: August 30th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
- Fetish Fantasy Ultra Cuff Set Deadline: August 31st.
- 100th Post Giveaway Deadline: August 31st @ 11:59pm Central.
- Add Some Sizzle to Your Summer Deadline: August 31st.
- 11:11 Designer Condom Cases Deadline: September 30th.
- Jackin’ Good Time by Sex Pistil
Trust me guys, once you go Jack Jelly, you will never want to go back. Its a non-oily, self warming lubricant, which feels like your very own precum. There are so many pros I don’t know where to start.
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
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On to the reviews…
Vibrators
- LELO Mona by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- LELO Gigi by Alegria
- We-Vibe II by buzzvibe
- Tasteful Treasures Bullet & Bullet Buddy by Lucid Obsession
- Digital Egg by Darling Dove
- Evolved Roulette Lucky 11 by Marilyn
- Pixie Plus by buzzvibe
- Dahlia by Jonsbabydoll
- Y-Bullet by Sammi
- Glo-Glo A Go-Go Flicker Tip by Jane Blow
- Lil Teasers Pixie by Darling Dove
- Fun Factory Ellove by Rayne
- Evolved Silky G by Emme Proper
- Climax Rabbit by Lucid Obsession
- Doc Johnson Waterproof Pleasure Massage Ball by Joanna Cake
- Classix 10 Function Japanese G-Spot by buzzvibe
- Evolved Seduction by Payton
- Fukuoku Power Pack by Mistress Kay
- We-Vibe II by Elodie
- Fun Factory Spring by Epiphora
- Evolved Serenity by Missy
- Vixen Creations Woody by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- Handmaiden G-Spot Thrill by buzzvibe
- RubyGlass21 Clear Venus by Evil Poptart
- Phallix Glass Dildos & Plug by Marilyn
- Glass Flower by Mistress Kay
- njoy Eleven by Saraid
- njoy Eleven by Epiphora
- Glass Worxx Shiny Orglassm by WildOrchid
- Feeldoe by Mistress Arabella
- Rose G-Spotter by Elodie
- Vamp Talula by Epiphora
- Ophoria Rapture No. 5 by Holly
- LELO Bob by Sammi
- Cassanova by Red Vinyl Kitty
- Bum Rush Rascal by Mistress Arabella
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Aloe Cadabra – Tahitian Vanilla by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
- Penthouse Libido Lift Lubricant by Lucid Obsession
- Kama Sutra Chocolate Caress Honey Dust by Bailey
- Liquid Love Lubricant by Mistress Kay
- BabeLicious Dulce De Leche by Evil Poptart
- Fun Factory Toyfluid by Rayne
- Jenna’s Hot Trimmer by Adriana
- Divine Oral Pleasure Gloss by Slyce
- Gun Oil Jack Jelly by Sex Pistil
- Don’t Stop Massage Candle by Jessie Beth
- Pink Plush Heart Paddle by Mistress Kay
- Heart 2 Heart Whip by Juliettia
- Heart 2 Heart Whip by Missy
- Massive Shackles by Slyce
- Sportsheets Wrist and Thigh Cuffs by Hubman and Veronica
- Clear Acrylic Paddle by Slyce
- Bottom Burner Exotic Walnut Paddle by Slyce
- Simple Elegance Shackles by Tongue
- Fetish Fantasy Ultra Cuff Set by Missy
- Heart 2 Heart Blindfold by Missy
- Heart 2 Heart Cuffs by Missy
- Erotic Bondage Handbook by Mistress Kay
- Moregasm by Red Vinyl Kitty
- C is for Coeds by Mistress Kay
- I Dare You by Missy
- High Heels and Glasses by The Porn Librarian
- Bailey Jay – Line Trap by FrzKey
- Auditions 31 – Israeli Auditions by The Porn Librarian
- Lucky – A Woman’s POV by J. D. Bauchery
- Roseanne – The XXX Parody by FrzKey
- Kinky Nature by The Porn Librarian
- The New Romantix by Isabel0329
Miscellaneous
- Vibrating Leather Harness by Mistress Kay
- Soft Pack by Kate
- Bend Over Beginner Kit by Wilhelmina Wang
- Lifestyle Lounge Swinger’s Website by Cooper
- Shunga Woman Sexual Energy by Slyce
- Huge Toy Covers by Bunny
- Sexy Goth Vampire Costume by Missy
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Not That I'm Particularly Fond of MILF (or GILF) Porn...
...but I have to see this:
TRAVEL DOWN THEIR PANTS AND BACK AGAIN.
Inblogural Post!
See what I did there? Inblogural? Like Inaugural? See? Man, I'm clever. Anyway, here's the first ever V?IHKH! Review. Enjoy!
The Silky G by Evolved
Sooooooo, here's the thing: I'm not very good at taking things on faith. When the hypothetical 'Faith Gene' made the cover of Newsweek a couple (or maybe 5) years ago, I slammed the issue down in front of my mom and screamed "HA! I told you! I'm physically incapable of believing in God!" She then cried for hours, because I'm going to hell, and when she stopped crying, she screamed something about how I have "faith in this 'Faith Gene' theory", which just makes me a hypocrite, but that's another story all together. If I can't see/touch it, I'm pretty quick to dismiss it. Which is why my faith in God soon went the way of Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Goblin King.
I didn't believe in the Tooth Fairy for as long as I long believed in Santa.
I didn't believe in Santa for as long as I did the Goblin King.
And I didn't believe in the Goblin King for as long as I did God.
These days, one of the few things that I take on faith alone is the 'fact' that I do have a G-Spot. I unflinchingly believe I have a G-Spot, the way I believe I have tonsils and an appendix (and the way I believed that I had wisdom teeth, though that turned out to be an erroneous assumption). And one of these days, so help me (something more tangible than) God, I will find it.
That's not why I bought the Silky G, though. I bought the Silky G because it came in a really pretty tin, and I will buy anything if it's packaged well. Also, it's waterproof and relatively cheap ($24.99 from my local adult book store).
Here're the specs:
However, my G-Spot (which totally exists and is not a figment of my imagination, I swear) is probably the size of a nail-head, and is located much, much further back, as shown on this handy diagram:
It should also be noted that I've never really gone looking for my G-Spot. The only reason I even believe I have one is because one time, during sex, I had my ass propped up and my partner was thrusting pretty deep and I think he might have accidentally skimmed it with the tip of his penis, because for about two seconds I thought I was going to orgasm/pee. But that was years ago, and I hadn't really thought about since.
Now that we've cleared that up, let me tell you about the Silky G: It was almost awesome. I spent about 2 hours with it the first night I had it, and I spent most of that time feeling like I was going to piss all over myself. Which is what it feels like when you're stimulating your G-Spot. (I think. The internet says so, anyway, so I'm going to go with "Yes".) In the end though, I felt like it was just a tiny bit too short, too skinny, and too weak to do what it was designed to do, and I ended up pulling it out and using it to orgasm clitorally. The tapered point is ideal for those of us who require concentrated vibration to finish.
I've used the Silky G on a few spelunking missions since, but they've all turned out the same way. I get close to the mythical vaginal orgasm, but I keep falling short.
As far as the rest of it goes: the girth is decent, it's fairly quiet, easy to use, and easy to clean. I'd recommend it for vibrator novices, or maybe for women who're already familiar with their G-Spots. But for those of us (I'm talking about myself here) on a Holy Grail quest of orgasms, I think the search continues...
Buy the Silky G: EdenFantasys Amazon Better Sex
The Silky G by Evolved
Sooooooo, here's the thing: I'm not very good at taking things on faith. When the hypothetical 'Faith Gene' made the cover of Newsweek a couple (or maybe 5) years ago, I slammed the issue down in front of my mom and screamed "HA! I told you! I'm physically incapable of believing in God!" She then cried for hours, because I'm going to hell, and when she stopped crying, she screamed something about how I have "faith in this 'Faith Gene' theory", which just makes me a hypocrite, but that's another story all together. If I can't see/touch it, I'm pretty quick to dismiss it. Which is why my faith in God soon went the way of Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Goblin King.
I didn't believe in the Tooth Fairy for as long as I long believed in Santa.
I didn't believe in Santa for as long as I did the Goblin King.
And I didn't believe in the Goblin King for as long as I did God.
These days, one of the few things that I take on faith alone is the 'fact' that I do have a G-Spot. I unflinchingly believe I have a G-Spot, the way I believe I have tonsils and an appendix (and the way I believed that I had wisdom teeth, though that turned out to be an erroneous assumption). And one of these days, so help me (something more tangible than) God, I will find it.
That's not why I bought the Silky G, though. I bought the Silky G because it came in a really pretty tin, and I will buy anything if it's packaged well. Also, it's waterproof and relatively cheap ($24.99 from my local adult book store).
Here're the specs:
- It's made of plastic. The aforementioned pretty package it came in informs me that this plastic is phthalates and latex free, and hypo-allergenic.
- It comes in pink,
purple,and blue though the store I bought it from only stocked the pink. - It has a velvety texture.
- It's 7 1/2" long (6" of that insertable) and is 1 1/4" wide.
- It has 3 vibration settings, controlled by a button at the base of the vibrator.
- It takes 2 AA batteries.
However, my G-Spot (which totally exists and is not a figment of my imagination, I swear) is probably the size of a nail-head, and is located much, much further back, as shown on this handy diagram:
It should also be noted that I've never really gone looking for my G-Spot. The only reason I even believe I have one is because one time, during sex, I had my ass propped up and my partner was thrusting pretty deep and I think he might have accidentally skimmed it with the tip of his penis, because for about two seconds I thought I was going to orgasm/pee. But that was years ago, and I hadn't really thought about since.
Now that we've cleared that up, let me tell you about the Silky G: It was almost awesome. I spent about 2 hours with it the first night I had it, and I spent most of that time feeling like I was going to piss all over myself. Which is what it feels like when you're stimulating your G-Spot. (I think. The internet says so, anyway, so I'm going to go with "Yes".) In the end though, I felt like it was just a tiny bit too short, too skinny, and too weak to do what it was designed to do, and I ended up pulling it out and using it to orgasm clitorally. The tapered point is ideal for those of us who require concentrated vibration to finish.
I've used the Silky G on a few spelunking missions since, but they've all turned out the same way. I get close to the mythical vaginal orgasm, but I keep falling short.
As far as the rest of it goes: the girth is decent, it's fairly quiet, easy to use, and easy to clean. I'd recommend it for vibrator novices, or maybe for women who're already familiar with their G-Spots. But for those of us (I'm talking about myself here) on a Holy Grail quest of orgasms, I think the search continues...
Buy the Silky G: EdenFantasys Amazon Better Sex
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